today sucked but at least pasta still exists
I wish I lived in fictional new york, it sounds really easy to succeed there
my dipshit self and my dipshit friend just sat looking at a gifset of the hair cutting scene from the parent trap, trying to decide if they really cut her hair in real time or if it was a wig, and it took both of us several seconds to realize that LINDSAY LOHAN COULD NOT HAVE CUT LINDSAY LOHAN’S HAIR LIVE
oh god please stop me
i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that
WHY THE EVERLOVING FUCK DID THAT NOT HAPPEN!?